March 2012
February 2012
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i'm too handsome to date you
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
If you got a big dick, reblog this.
When you're home sick from school and trying to...
phoface:
epic-humor:
But there’s nothing but children’s shows on…
And you’re stuck having to watch Dora…
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